"We need to go on vacation!"
"What are you talking about old man?" Oolong replied. "We're living on permanent vacation. There're hot chicks –"
"There is one hot chick and she tries to kill us."
"The key word is tries. If she really wanted us dead, we'd be dead. Anyway, we're right next to a beach, beautiful weather and most importantly we can be alone with the Collection. So tell me, why do you want to go on vacation?"
"Because whenever things become really relaxed around here, something always comes along to threaten the world and then we spend time worrying about everyone and the fate of the planet while they leave us behind," Master Roshi ranted. "I want to see some action!"
"Don't you mean get some action?"
"Well that's on the agenda, naturally." The two perverts cackled conspiratorially.
"So you may have a point Master. What kind of place did you have in mind?"
"I was thinking about snow."
"Snow!" Oolong sat up in shock.
"Yes. Skiing and all that." Master Roshi sta